• me: i want the thing
  • someone: i'll buy you the thing
  • me: nonono i can't let you do that

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via sobabyrunn)

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

(via onthehoodofthistruck)